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when you are upset about something but you have already excepted the outcome to be negative. combination of the words “half” and “upset”. similar to “shocked but not surprised”.

coined by manicpixie.transgirl
MPTG oomf: “omg MPTG, are u okay?”
MPTG: “yeah, i already knew this was gonna happen so i’m halfset about it.”
halfset by amydunne August 13, 2022
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Halfstinence 

Waiting to have penetrative sex until marriage, but being totally okay with giving or getting head.
"Put it in me daddy..."
"No baby, you know I practice halfstinence."
Halfstinence by Wolp Daddy April 26, 2017
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This is when you use a high ball glass and pour half the cup full of vodka and then the rest add flavored mineral water. It is customary when this is done for first-timers to show the person so they see that half of their drink is vodka.
Bob: Yo, what are we drinking tonight?
Gerald: We sipping on a halfsee.
halfsee by vodkatopnotchya March 9, 2022
One who is unable to keep up the pace.

Interchangeable with 'Getting your bag'

Origins: A half sesh known as Paul Griffiths.
Wake up and finish your drink you halfsesh
halfsesh by Talk to Frank August 17, 2004
When one fails to finish, be it drinking, smoking, running, eating....etc etc. More generic term than 'light-weight'. Can be used in almost any situation where someone fails! Is also used when one vomits.
Come on Ant you halfsesh, cant believe you cant finish that drink. No NO! stop puking you f***ing HALFSESH!
halfsesh by N_Tag July 28, 2004

Halflete 

A person who is not quite an athlete, but is more than a spectator. A person who participates in an activity, may actually work up a little sweat, but ultimately is not a full fledged athlete.
Participants in any of the following: NASCAR, bowling, golf, curling (they might be even less than a Halflete), hunting, ping pong, walkers, polo, anything equestrian, professional wrestling, professional fishing, hang gliding, boat racing (jet ski included), professional eating (also questionable)
Halflete by Tippy the Turtle June 14, 2011
The act of removing the network cable (or otherwise interrupting the network connection) to a computer that is busy authenticating to the network (such as logging on) - thus bypassing many server-side authentication scripts.
I halfnetted my school PC the other day and got access to the admin control panel!
halfnet by Paul "skenmy" Williams February 23, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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