halfblind

Unable to see clearly; seeing blurred or unclear figures.

Ted was halfblind when he walked into the women's restroom instead of the men's.

by Dangerous Dan May 29, 2005

Halfling

Halflings are called this because they are half the size of humans. While small, halflings are quite capable, and those who think them easy targets soon learn painful and sharp lessons.

also known as hobbits.

by smurf August 23, 2004

halfbino

A person who is as pale as humanly possible without being genetically albino. It uses the prefix half as opposed to al(l).

That girl is such a halfbino she got a sunburn from a table lamp!

by Nannie July 13, 2006

halfling

A Hobbit, a fantasy creature half as tall as a man, with furry feet and a big appetite.

Call it a halfling, or the Tolkienistas will sue us.

by Jim Gettman October 29, 2006

halfbino

A person who is as pale as humanly possible without being genetically albino. It uses the prefix half as opposed to al(l).

That girl is such a halfbino she got a sunburn from a table lamp!

by Nannie July 13, 2006

When in doubt, Throw the Halfling

A Barbaric proverb, stemming from Dungeons and Dragons, Implying that when the obvious fails, do something unexpected, the saying apparently started as an inside joke but now has spread to the general geek/RPG community

DM: There appears to be a secret door in that wall
Druid: *throws rock*
DML Nothing happens
Druid: Come on guys lets go
Barbarian: Can I throw the Halfling at it?
Rogue(hafling):NOOOOOOOO
DM: sure
Rogue: Noooooo
Barbarian: To late, I get annitiative
DM the door opens and the halfing takes 2 points of damage
Barbarian: When in doubt, throw the Halfling

by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009

Halfling

A potential mate that is no older than half your age. Largely attractive due to the mathematical relationship between their age and yours.

Wil: That chick is only 21 and I'm 43. I totally wanna make out with her.
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!

by weyus August 3, 2017