Skip to main content

half way crooks 

Share definition Flag
A streetwear label at at 212 Sumner Street, lower level, in Newton MA. Referred to by B-Rabbit in the movie 8 mile, supporting his crew "313" in the final battle against Papa Doc.
Scared to death, you shook, cause ain't no such things as half way crooks!
half way crooks by nisturm June 3, 2009
half way crooks mug front
Get the half way crooks mug.
See more merch

half way crook 

Share definition Flag
Does not exist. The fact that this definition is even here is a paradox.
"Scared to death, Scared to look, they shook,
'cause aint no such thing as half way crooks"
-M.D.
half way crook by iraqigangsta January 18, 2008

Ain’t no such things as halfway crooks

Share definition Flag
Phrase from Mobb Deep’s “Shook One’s Pt. II” 1995, meaning that you are either a crook (thief) or you aren’t

What Mobb Deep is referring to as halfway crooks are rappers who act hard but really aren’t
“Scared to death and scared to look, they shook, ‘cause no ain’t no such things as halfway crooks”

ain't no such things as halfway crooks 

Share definition Flag
saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*

Halfway Crooks 

Share definition Flag
A definition of a fake gangster, comes from Mobb Deep's hit "Shook Ones, pt. 2". Popularized mainly by the movie 8-mile and today used mostly by little white kids discovering their glutus maximuses starting to grow.
Person A: Ima snatch this fake ass niggas chain after I come hone from the office.
Person B: man aint no such thing as halfway crooks
Halfway Crooks by DJ_Sikk October 10, 2016

halfway crook

Share definition Flag
An impossibility or oxymoron. You either are or are not a crook. You can't steal a little bit from someone and be called a partial thief. You have taken, you are a thief, period. Therefore to say someone is a halfway crook is to refer to an impossibility.

This term was made popular by Mobb Deep in the song "Shook Ones" when they called whack niggahs out who were "Scared to death, scared to look, you shook, cuz ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks"
We stealing this car or what? Go hard or go home, sun. Ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks.
halfway crook by MadP July 13, 2010

Halfway Crook

Share definition Flag
Poser; Fake; Someone who tries to act hard and is really a BIG PUSSY
"scared to death, scared to look

they shook
'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks"

Shook Ones Pt. II Mobb Deep

Note: Eminem uses this verse in a rap battle against Papa Doc in 8 Mile
Halfway Crook by Greyson91394 November 22, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Overstand 

Share definition Flag
To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

Share definition Flag
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

Share definition Flag
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

Share definition Flag
An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

Share definition Flag
The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

Share definition Flag
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
Next