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Definitions by timhoe

ain't no such things as halfway crooks 

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*

sounds cheddar 

sounds cheddar by timhoe August 29, 2017

ass on the quad 

a student getting some ass by one of his peers on the courtyard or quad
Jake: I heard bradley just got ass on the quad

Nick: No fucking way dude
ass on the quad by timhoe August 29, 2017