Half off 

When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.

Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!

Half off by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017

half off sale 

a cheap girl.

don't mess with her . shes a half off sale

half off sale by realdeer June 8, 2016

half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.

Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.

half jacked-off by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

3/4 half high off nothing 

a fake high, usually brought on by considerable amounts of caffeine, an awesome video game, a movie marathon, and 3, 5, and 7 a.m. escapades without sleep, making everything funny, awesome and crazy.

1:58 a.m.
Blake: But why is there an olive in the cocoa!
3:12 a.m.
Zac: Time for a Wegmans run. We should pause Terminator 2 to get some Full Throttle.
5:27 a.m.
Evan: Yo! Did you see that opossum.
7:45 a.m.
All: Duuuuu...uuuude We are so 3/4 half high off nothing!

3/4 half high off nothing by facespacer October 5, 2008

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog 

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog by MichaelKB December 13, 2005

stand off half 

Rugby player who plays stand off half usually Can’t fill out his shirt and is the Only player who can kick for shit but is also a right knob head. They range from 170cm to 180cm.

Their a proper stand off half they are.

stand off half by Average brummie69 August 8, 2024

HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER 

not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!

That loony sumbitch is definitely half a bubble off center -- he's crazier than a pet coon!

HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER by weave October 26, 2003