When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.
Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!
by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017
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a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.
Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.
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a fake high, usually brought on by considerable amounts of caffeine, an awesome video game, a movie marathon, and 3, 5, and 7 a.m. escapades without sleep, making everything funny, awesome and crazy.
1:58 a.m.
Blake: But why is there an olive in the cocoa!
3:12 a.m.
Zac: Time for a Wegmans run. We should pause Terminator 2 to get some Full Throttle.
5:27 a.m.
Evan: Yo! Did you see that opossum.
7:45 a.m.
All: Duuuuu...uuuude We are so 3/4 half high off nothing!
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A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.
I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
by MichaelKB December 12, 2005
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not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!
That loony sumbitch is definitely half a bubble off center -- he's crazier than a pet coon!
by weave October 26, 2003
Idiom commonly meaning "a touch off," but frequently used to mean "not quite straight" when referring to an individual's sexual preferences. Largely used in small towns and rural areas.
"Considering he grew up wearing ladies' clothing and carrying purses, everything assumed Joe was half a bubble off plumb, so we were shocked when he came back to the reunion with a wife last summer."
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don't mess with her . shes a half off sale
by realdeer June 8, 2016
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