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Half Arsed 

1. To complete a job to a very poor standard.

2. To start on a job and not...

Half Arsed (UK) aka Half Assed (US)

"From the latin Halficus Arseicus meaning British Builder"
Half Arsed by Sir Dale esq September 14, 2008
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half-arsed 

Adjective:

of thing, person, or effort made:
Deficient in quality, strength, or motivation.
A: "You're half-arsed"
B: "No, You're just too anal"
half-arsed by J13X December 28, 2006

Can't be half-arsed

A phrase indicating that you don't give a rat's arse or something. I don't fucking know for all I know I've invented the bloody phrase!!
Dog A: Ya heard of Trollge before?
Dog B: I'd love to, but Terrie I really can't be half-arsed to figure out.
Dog A: what the fuck you cant just make new phrases

halfassed 

1) Poorly or incompetently done; lackluster or half-hearted.

2) Lacking energy, resolve, commitment, or effort; irresponsibly or jury-rigged
Chad:Why wont this damned cell phone work?
Todd: Because the ISP is doing their job halfassed.
halfassed by coyo April 12, 2012

halfasseditude 

The quality of being able to start many projects without ever fully completing them. This can apply to one or more people, and is often times habitual.
"Dude, when are they gunna fix the hot tub at your apartment?"
"Who knows, the halfasseditude at that place is rediculous.
halfasseditude by Poon_Daddy October 21, 2007

halfassed 

What a parent says when you do your chore completely perfect or completely shitty
You halfassed your bathroom
halfassed by TylerMas0n January 16, 2017

[halfassedly] 

the act of something half-assed being done
1.)fuck, i have a paper due tomorrow.
2.)don't u dare do it halfassedly
[halfassedly] by vanillaxbabe March 31, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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