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Half Arsed 

1. To complete a job to a very poor standard.

2. To start on a job and not...
Half Arsed (UK) aka Half Assed (US)

"From the latin Halficus Arseicus meaning British Builder"
Half Arsed by Sir Dale esq September 14, 2008

Can't be half-arsed

A phrase indicating that you don't give a rat's arse or something. I don't fucking know for all I know I've invented the bloody phrase!!
Dog A: Ya heard of Trollge before?
Dog B: I'd love to, but Terrie I really can't be half-arsed to figure out.
Dog A: what the fuck you cant just make new phrases

halfassed 

1) Poorly or incompetently done; lackluster or half-hearted.

2) Lacking energy, resolve, commitment, or effort; irresponsibly or jury-rigged
Chad:Why wont this damned cell phone work?
Todd: Because the ISP is doing their job halfassed.
halfassed by coyo April 12, 2012

halfasseditude 

The quality of being able to start many projects without ever fully completing them. This can apply to one or more people, and is often times habitual.
"Dude, when are they gunna fix the hot tub at your apartment?"
"Who knows, the halfasseditude at that place is rediculous.
halfasseditude by Poon_Daddy October 21, 2007

halfassed 

What a parent says when you do your chore completely perfect or completely shitty
You halfassed your bathroom
halfassed by TylerMas0n January 16, 2017

[halfassedly] 

the act of something half-assed being done
1.)fuck, i have a paper due tomorrow.
2.)don't u dare do it halfassedly
[halfassedly] by vanillaxbabe March 31, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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