hairy twat

1.)a rugby player

2.)a wet bolognia flower

3.)a not-so-nice insult

guy 1) Hey do you know that kid tyler?
guy 2) Yeah, he's the hairy twat right?

Kyle Holland will never get into a hairy twat

Kyle won't get any hairy twat because he's such a fucking hairy twat.

by Tim Gesell October 31, 2003

hairy stinky twat

an unshaved, shitty smelling twat, or cunt, if you wanna be politically correct.these can be rectified with simple tools like a razor, or soap, wich can be found at many locations world wide.

i was hanging with my girl, i was gonna go down on her so i gave her the finger test...man im glad i did!, boy did she have a hairy stinky twat!

by fat nutz October 14, 2007

hairy twatter

an asian porno that seems to have some sort of plot.

guy1: i was watching hairy twatter.
guy2: good for you... jackass...

by Nickthehick September 10, 2006

Harry Twatter

While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.

Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.

by harrytwatter123 July 31, 2011

Harry Twatter

1. A chant used to psych out other teams.
2. A sexual spin-off of the acclaimed series Harry Potter.

Harry Twatter! *Clap Clap ClapClapClap* Harry Twatter *Clap Clap ClapClapClap*

by Curd January 27, 2006

harry twatter

a harry twatter is a magical hairy twat

a harry twatter makes love the best as its a magical experience every single time i mean every time i put my cock inside her she made it disappear like magic

by ODog N Cali M.C N T June 29, 2009