hairy palm

masturbating, or used to describe a very sexy woman

ducked home for a shower and a hairy palm.

look at that! she's the fuckin hairy palm....

hairy palm by lero July 31, 2004

hairy palm delusionalist 

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!

that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist

hairy palm delusionalist by brizzle lover March 1, 2010

Hairy Palms 

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.

If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.

Hairy Palms by [e-mail] December 9, 2008

Hairy Palms 

...Your typing with them....you make me sick!

Stop jerking off you'll end up with hairy palms.

Hairy Palms by 13 March 26, 2003

hairy palms 

all Wookies

Chewbacca's got hairy palms!

hairy palms by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003

Hairy Palms 

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

Hairy Palms by Dave July 8, 2003

Arnold palm hair 

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.

Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.

Arnold palm hair by anonymous January 8, 2025