13's definitions

Wang Warmer

A knitted pouch intended to keep ones penis warm.
See ball warmer

*sigh of relief* Damn dude my peener is hella warm thanks to my wang warmer

by 13 March 26, 2003

Christ Chex

Communion with milk.

I just want to go up and steal the whole communion bowl and go home and pour milk in it! Christ Chex!-Dane Cook

by 13 March 26, 2003

Nutcrack

Similar to a buttcrack. Only with a nutsack.

Get your nutcrack off me dude!

by 13 March 26, 2003

Shit Teeth

Jamming a chocolatey food into your teeth making it look as if you were just eating Fresh Crap.

Lisa:*rams tootsie rolls into teeth and smile*
Cole: Ah god damn you and your shit teeth.

by 13 March 26, 2003

Hella

Of Nor-Cal variance.
1.Alot of. Many.
2.Really.

Thats hella cool.

by 13 March 26, 2003

Cactus Smuggler

A Mexican tranvestite.

Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.

by 13 March 26, 2003

Boney Fish

To have a long penis, but not be large in circumference.

Holy shit your dick looks like an unsharpened pencil!!

by 13 July 23, 2005