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hairy fuck

Where someone who has a giant mustache licks someone out.
-Oi mate, I had a hairy fuck last night.
-Damn!
by CheekyPopcorn69 September 7, 2016
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Hairy as fuck

When someone exhibits an extreme amount of hair either on their head, arms, body, or a combination of all the latter. The most common form of hairy as fuck pertains to copious amounts of body hair.
That guy Doug over there is hairy as fuck, still sexy though.
by poolman April 20, 2017
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hair fuck

when a female lays her hair on the bed/couch, and lets the male hump it or jerk off with her hair.
my girlfriend layed her gorgeous silky long hair on the bed and i fucked the shit out of her hair, over and over and she let me cum in her hair as many times as i wanted, and i had such a wonderful hair fuck. I did this every day. Her hair is so silky when my cock touches it, it almost feels like i am going to cum because its so silky and soft. I love humping her long light brown hair.

She would just lay her silky light brown hair all over the bed and i would sink my cock into her hair and fuck over and over.
by kingadz July 19, 2007
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Fuck Hair

The messy, snarled and sweaty hairstyle one has
after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.
I know EXACTLY why you're late! Your fuck hair says it ALL!!!
by Scrappy SamCat January 27, 2009
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ass hair dick fuck

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin
oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck
by larry smellbuttz May 7, 2018
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fuck hair

How a girl's hair looks after she has had sex. It's wild, and sticking out everywhere. Any clips or accessories she had in her hair have fallen out or are out of place.
After I have sex with my boyfriend, I totally have fuck hair.
by yorkmom February 16, 2010
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Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker
by megalabob March 9, 2021
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