Hairest 

An extremely hairy chest. A word from combining the word hairy with chest. Usually used as a term of disgust.

Susan: "So...I heard you and Bob went to the beach on Sunday. Romantic I suppose?"
Ingrid: "Ha! Well it was until he took of his shirt. The man's got a hairest so bad you don't even want to look at him, let alone touch him!"

Hairest by Ingrid Hanson October 30, 2007

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever 

The Armenians. Dose lil queers that likes to get their shits pushed in.

i hate the fuckin hairy fuckfaces i see in glendale. these are the hairest fuckfaces ever. imma start a revolution. i call you when im a hero to many and famous.

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever by GENOCIDE 2005 February 14, 2005

hairist 

someone who is cruel and/or judgemental of people who have differently colored hair than they do.

1. That Maddie is such a hairist!

2. They keep calling me blondie, that's so hairist of them!

hairist by Sunshine101 February 9, 2008

Sneaky Hairstylist

To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.

Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"

You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."

Sneaky Hairstylist by straight grizz September 25, 2010

hairist 

To discriminate a certain colour of hair. Like racist except with hair.

bully: all blondes are dumb and Red heads are stupid and annoying. Answer: Thats hairist

hairist by bef gold March 7, 2007

hairectile dysfunction 

When a man get cant his hairdo up.

I ran out of hair gel. I got freaking hairectile dysfunction man!!!

hairectile dysfunction by scrollocked April 5, 2009

hairstrosity 

A hideous haircut. A really bad style; ugly beyond any hope of redemption, like a mullet.

Yvonne:"Yo, did you see that hairstrosity on Falala's head?"

Mertle:"Oh yuh, I can't believe she paid to have that done."

hairstrosity by Humor Smith February 23, 2009