Hairess

To stroke/caress someone's hair, either in a creepy or affectionate way.

"I love it when my boyfriend hairesses me, it's just so cute"

Jenny: That disabled kid, Jared, came up to me in the courtyard and just started hairessing me for no reason.

Shaniqua: Oh, that's creepy. But I thought the exterminator came in last wednesday

by tee mag February 19, 2010

Heiress

Heiress is a girl with a lot of different sides, She doesn’t like to show her feelings because it makes her feel weak even though she acts like the careless one she is secretly always putting everyone else before her, she has a strong beauty to her that people (including her) don’t recognize and you will never meet another girl as special as her, she is one of the most fun and hilarious people to have around, but she has an extremely crazy temper that she can’t control she doesn’t take disrespect very well and if your with her in public I guarantee you that you will be save, she doesn’t like people to see her temper so she acts like it’s not there but never underestimate her she will always get what she wants no matter the cost, she’s gonna be beyond successful in life, if an heiress ever likes you, you better show her you feel the same, she doesn’t waste her time with boys cause she knows she’ll be fine without them, and she’ll sacrifice it all for her family and the people she’s loves, always keep Heiress around 💕

I love Heiress, she’s the best

by Alexa hope April 23, 2019

Hairless Cat

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)

Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3

by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011

hatress

1) A waitress that serves up hate. To be used with words such as haterade.

2) A female hater.

1) Person 1: Kylie is a professional hatress.
Person 2: Yeah, I wonder when her shift ends.

2) That girl is the queen player hatress.

by islandgirl1979 March 18, 2013

hairesy

When you hair has committed crime against God

That hairstyle is so hairesy! Get the holy water!

by Pika June 4, 2016

heiress

a beautiful wealthy , typically young adult girl who inherits some form of wealth from her family or another person close to her.

paris hilton is an heiress

by Boo February 19, 2005

heiress

A royal or special girl that tends to be pretty, rich, and spoiled.

Paris Hilton is a heiress.

by Janelle November 13, 2004