hairial 

A small clump of hair that sticks out at odd angels to your head.

After going to sleep with wet hair Tommy had quite a few hairials the next morning.

hairial by Lemual February 20, 2008

Hairball 

A funny-sounding word made up to dote on fun/crazy/drunk people in the act of being wild . The wilder the person is, the more of a “Hairball” they are. The term is intended to be silly and affectionate.

Last night she was riding a lyft scooter while drinking champagne and trying to knock people over, typical Hairball!

Hairball by Hairball26 July 26, 2019

hairil 

Handsome, loving, romantic! Caring so muchh. Kind-hearted. He has golden heart. So amazed!! Adoreee

He is so Hairil!

hairil by Pheony December 28, 2017

Hairball 

adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.

Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)

1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!

2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.

3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?

Hairball by Johnny Toxin December 31, 2007

hairiolae 

nipples surrounded by hairs (either male or female)

Hairiolae in women is an affliction which can and should be treated as a part of regular grooming.

hairiolae by Duke Dillon March 1, 2014

hairball analysis 

When the analysis itself consists of a useless mass of regurgitated information.

Sir, that is surely a hairball analysis of the Special Counsel’s Report.

hairball analysis by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

Wookie Hairball 

Sometimes referenced as the "Bukkake Hairball".

Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.

When the bukkake had commenced, Jill hacked up a mean wookie hairball after the football team shoved their shaved pubes down her throat.

When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.

Wookie Hairball by MyExWife February 24, 2010