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A person or persons who does something that is out of the ordinary, ignorant, ridiculous, or just plain annoying.
A cop is waving traffic and he directs two cars into an accident. That cop would be reffered to as a hairal. i.e. "That cop was such a hairal!"

hairal by Tom(SkiBum) December 14, 2008
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To be hiraled 

A commonly used verb in a particular discord server, named after a member's name who was getting ignored a lot.
You can use it to replace the verb ignore.
1. oi, stop hiraling me, smh
2. Seems like I'm getting hiraled
3. Please, answer me, I don't want to be hiraled T_T
To be hiraled by NormalRandomPeople February 23, 2021
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Among us hairline 

Only the most elite members of society are seen with these. It is a privilege, but also a massive responsibility to have an among us hairline. The among us hairline is a symbol of leadership and superiority, which is why you have never seen one, for holders of the among us hairline do not show themselves amongst average human beings.
Bro got that among us hairline, damn.
Among us hairline by ChardNard420 September 24, 2021
Hiral is like a friend who is always there to help you out.She is someone who always listens to you.Someone so friendly, Someone so damn cute.If you have a hiral in your life,love them till death and never make her leave your side.And yes she is the most beautiful girl you will ever see.
I wish i had a girlfriend just like Hiral
Hiral by ursahil September 28, 2018
The thing that Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force wears on his head (his hair helmet)
Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, who stole my hairarium?
Steve: Your what?
Dr. Weird: My hair helmet?
Steve: That's right there, on your head.
Dr. Weird: Oh. BULLSH*T
Hairarium by RG May 12, 2004

Fucked Up Hairline 

When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.
Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"

Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg
Fucked Up Hairline by Hypebeast2009 January 10, 2009

Hairline 

The line where your hair starts. For some reason, dumbasses like to make fun of people's hairlines when they don't really matter.
Kid: U HaVe a rachet hairline!
Sane person: Why does it matter?
Hairline by Racist21 June 3, 2015
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