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Hair Stylist 

1. A nice lady who does your hair.
2. A so called 'man' who is a cocksucking sodomizing cum drinking ass licking faggot! Their pants are so tight you can see their ballsack, and they secretly wear bebe underwear. I may not be a girl, but I'm pretty sure it's a girl company. They pretend to do your hair, but really they are looking at some other guy's ass across the room. And like, they say like like, after like every word, like, yeah. That's why I bought clippers and do it myself.
Girls should be hair stylists, guys should be...anything else.
Hair Stylist by A7X forever September 10, 2010

Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist 

n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.

Sneaky Hairstylist

To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.
Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"

You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."
Sneaky Hairstylist by straight grizz September 25, 2010

Hairstylist 

An eccentric yet lovable artist that cuts, styles, and dyes hair for a living. Rarley, straight, quiet, or classy.
My hairstylist Teri is spunky, funny, and cute. She fits the steryotype (above). I'm bi and have the biggest crush on her! (I couldn't get over her stripper impression!)
Hairstylist by free spirit stefanie September 11, 2010

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026