A psychological disorder exhibited by New York Yankee fans after the Yankees collapse in monumental fashion to the Boston Red Sox. Symptoms include denial, disparaging of the victorious team, contortions of the facial muscles into scowls, and sulking. Pakistani graduate students are particularly severely affected. Symptoms can be enhanced by the wearing of bandanas and Derek Jeter jerseys. Treatments for Haideritis generally include an admission of the inferiority of the Yankees and indeed of one’s own existence. The origin of the term Haideritis is commonly accepted as evolving from ‘hater-itis’, though the term has its true roots in the animal kingdom, as the actions of those suffering from Haideritis resemble those of the rodent Najamus Haiderus.
Some sketchy characters in the Frist Campus Center appeared to be afflicted with Haideritis when the Yankees lost the ALCS to the Red Sox in 2004.
by Najam December 23, 2004
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Yo man I just got an 90 on my paper.
Man thats nothing, you still suck.
O I didn't know you were such a hater , when were you diagnosed with hateritis.
Man thats nothing, you still suck.
O I didn't know you were such a hater , when were you diagnosed with hateritis.
by dont hate/dttheprez December 24, 2009
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a chronic disease in which someone consistently hates on other people. me be contracted by drinking haterade.
Cody has hateritis, he can't accept that someone is better than her.
Annalisa has a hateritis. Signs and symptoms may include: consistent hating, two-face syndrome, bragging, and talking down about said person.
Annalisa has a hateritis. Signs and symptoms may include: consistent hating, two-face syndrome, bragging, and talking down about said person.
by Playa hater degree March 22, 2009
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by Zelda Zonk December 15, 2009
Get the Hangeritis mug.A disease that can be triggered by inserting long objects into the rectum without any knowledge of it or consent. This disease makes anyone a disgruntled, angry third Reich supporter, and can make the victim say uncontrollable things in frustration and despair.
Symptoms include: Repeated rectal insertion of objects larger than 4 inches of girth. Urges to gas the filthy Jew dogs.
Symptoms include: Repeated rectal insertion of objects larger than 4 inches of girth. Urges to gas the filthy Jew dogs.
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Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.
Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).
Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.
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Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.
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