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pretty big dork, spends most time reading or playing computer video games. 100% white, probably blue eyes and blonde hair. doesn’t like anime. definitely very smart.
“hey can you help me with my homework?”. “ask hahlen”
hahlen by walker749 January 1, 2018
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hahlen is a anti-anime kinda guy. he’s probably very smart and SUPER judge mental, but you still happen to like him. he’s 100% white, and probably has blonde hair blue eyes. for the most part he’s awkward and dorky and likes to play computer video games.
“hey can you help me with my homeowork?”. “ask hahlen.”
hahlen by walker749 January 1, 2018
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Van Halen 

One of the greatest bands of all time. This band redefined the term of shredding and good fuckin' Rock and Roll. I love them in a very hedero way and Eddie Van Halens influence on todays guitar players such as me is extremely strong. Other bands such as POD, Sum 41 and Blink 182 should bow down to Van Halen because Van Halen is such a better band then those poor,low fuckin' excuses for a rock and roll band. Such rockin' songs by Van Halen were Runnin' With the Devil, Panama, Hot For Teacher, Ain't Talkin' Bout' Love, and the ultimite example of Eddies excellence of playing, is Eruption. Probably the greatest 1:32 seconds of any Van Halen fans life. That song is like orgasmic! Overall Van Halen is one of the best Rock and Roll bands of all time and will get their place in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Next year baby! They will get in!!
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Person 2: Its Van Halen dude!
Van Halen by guitarmaster8910 March 19, 2004

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978
Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!

Eddie Van Halen

solid guitar player/songwriter.. started the early 80s trend of build it your self guitars.TO THOSE HERE WHO HATE ED VAN HALEN.YOU ALL PROBABLY LIKE THE NEWEST LIMP BIZKET CD...
Eddie Van Halen by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Eddie Van Halen

The best damn guitarist on this Earth. On par with Jimi Hendrix. Eddie's brother Alex plays drums and his son Wolfgang plays bass for their band, conveniently named Van Halen.
Step 1: Go to a music store
Step 2: Ask for "Eruption" by Van Halen
Step 3: Listen
Step 4: Thank me by sending a cyber high-five.

Eddie Van Halen was in a band called Van Halen (funny that).
Eddie Van Halen by Bossdrummer June 27, 2013

van halen 

Listen To Eruption, and youll know why they got number 2 in 100 best solos
Eruption was just PRACTICE for eddie van halen, it wasnt even suppose to be in the album!
van halen by Sex Maniac September 8, 2004
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