Large scary animal also known as, The Man Bear Pig. It eats babies and likes to push old people down stairs. It believes that it cries black tears. It believes it is goth, but dresses preppy beyond belief. It can knock you across a basketball court with one tiny touch of her finger. Its mating sounds like a moose. You will notice when this animal is near when the sun gets blotted out. It usually responds by staying, "HARLENA HUNGRY!!" Thats when you get your ass out of the country and go to Iraq. The only you can save yourself from this animal is if you stab it in the eye with a rusty fork. It wears clothes way too small for itself so it can try to fit it. Did it eats babies? WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Watch out on Wednesdays. It is it's feeding day. It thirsts for the blood of the innocent. If you see this animal ANYWHERE, call this number, 1-800-RUN-FOR-YOUR-LIFE!!!!
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