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I Hardly Know Her
A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.
It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.
The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.
The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
"Binder? I hardly know her!"
"Sewer? I hardly know her!"
Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
"Sewer? I hardly know her!"
Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
I Hardly Know Her by Bugsy McGee March 11, 2011
Hadley Jr High
A middle school located in Glen Ellyn, Illinois. It is home to the stupidest people you'll ever dream of meeting. young teen boys that play 20 different sports at the same time that think they're "pro athletes" while also jumping on bandwagons faster than usain bolt running a 100m. 13 year old girls that dress like white suburban moms with leggings, dyed hair, and Starbucks Frappuccino's they buy with their parents money. And the teachers that always get pissed at the students no matter what they say or do. Think of this place as The Arkham Asylum of middle schools.
Person 1: look, it's a kid from Hadley jr High.
Person 2: how do you know they're from Hadley?
Person 1: come on, the kids wearing white Nike sneakers, a Supreme t-shirt, and skinny jeans. Where else would they come from?
Person 2: how do you know they're from Hadley?
Person 1: come on, the kids wearing white Nike sneakers, a Supreme t-shirt, and skinny jeans. Where else would they come from?
Hadley Jr High by Kaosmaker October 30, 2018
Hadley Claire
the most amazing, talented, fabulous girl, who is kind to everyone, sweet, and has an angelic face. she writes songs and is absolutely amazing at it. her songs are true and meaningful. she has a song on Spotify called "Moneys Tight Right Now" that is fabulous. she is a genuine soul who I hope is reading this.
Hadley Claire by Brooklynnnycol February 3, 2020
Hadley Jr High
A middle school located in Glen Ellyn Illinois, home of the stuck up tweens and sixth graders who go downtown even in -80 degree weather. Where boys try hard in gym glass and girls wear skinny jeans under their gym shorts. Where the girls invest their parents money for expensive Vera Beadley lanyards to hold their ID's. Also where girls get dress coded for revealing their shoulder, or wearing skirts/shorts/skorts/dresses that rise above the knee. Where relationships last a mere silent two days reaching the point of "I love you". Basically just a hell hole/jail representing the colors black and red with a Wildcat.
Jamie- look at those girls with their UGGs, iPhones, and Frapuccino's. They must go to Hadley Jr High
Hadley Jr High by Laurencarrot August 18, 2016
hadiya
hadiya is the type of girl that wouldnt care if someone talked about her. She is often nice but DONT get on her bad side because she will hurt you in some type of shape or form.If you have her as a girlfriend you are the luckiest boy ever!She is shy sometimes but she will shower you with love and she will always be supportive of your choices and she will always love you even if she says she doesnt she really does.But if your friends with hadiya she is the best of them all she is funny,nice,smart,and gives the best advice she will be honest with you and will NEVER talk about you behind your back.If she is in your life keep her there.
bf; Hadiya is the best i love it when she is shy i love her to death
bff; Hadiya gives me the best advice she is soo funny i love her
bff; Hadiya gives me the best advice she is soo funny i love her
hadiya by emmacollins12 December 20, 2017