hacksturbating

When one member of the hacky sack circle moves outside the circle and begins showboating with the hacky sack by him or herself.

Great, there goes Joel hacksturbating again.
Allright guys, let's go find a new hacky sack.

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Backsturbating

Rubbing your back against something to stop an itch.

Attendees of the meeting found Joe's backsturbating distracting.

Backsturbating by IDtenT September 12, 2014

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Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.

I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.

Halfsturbating by pnx April 5, 2009

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The act of thinking angry thoughts in order to get oneself in a rage.

Dude, calm down and stop hatesturbating.

Hatesturbating by Phaex February 17, 2009

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Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.

No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.

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ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating

Hatesturbating by Phaex2 February 19, 2009

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The act of self service in the hacky sack game.

Quit hacksterbating and pass it.

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