H. W. stands for Horizontal Woman, its the natural phenomenon that happens when a woman reaches optimal horizontal alignment with the earth and can no longer move for a range of 2~10 hours. This can happen anywhere from the
couch, the
bed and even in rare cases, the
car. This phenomenon has only been documented in heterosexual relationships and needs further
study for other types. We are still unsure of what causes this mobility impairment, current studies have come up inconclusive this far.
EX-1
Wife: laying on the couch* "can you get me a glass of water?"
Husband: "even though you are closer to the
kitchen, yes I can"
EX-2
Husband: Receives text message from wife who is already in
bed*
"Can you come in here and open the window when you get a chance?
Husband: while playing video games with
friends
"Hold on guys, I have a serious H.W. right now"