H.W. 

H. W. stands for Horizontal Woman, its the natural phenomenon that happens when a woman reaches optimal horizontal alignment with the earth and can no longer move for a range of 2~10 hours. This can happen anywhere from the couch, the bed and even in rare cases, the car. This phenomenon has only been documented in heterosexual relationships and needs further study for other types. We are still unsure of what causes this mobility impairment, current studies have come up inconclusive this far.

EX-1
Wife: laying on the couch* "can you get me a glass of water?"
Husband: "even though you are closer to the kitchen, yes I can"
EX-2
Husband: Receives text message from wife who is already in bed*
"Can you come in here and open the window when you get a chance?
Husband: while playing video games with friends
"Hold on guys, I have a serious H.W. right now"

H.W. by Fishman1319 April 22, 2019

h.w

is short for homework.

gurl 1: hey gurl!!
gurl 2: hey!!
gurl 1: still doing ur h.w?
gurl 2: yea! it's boring as hell!

h.w by ms.anonymous November 25, 2007

h/w 

Abbreiviation for homework. Only used in written form.

(IM conversation)
Stan: gtg, bro, h/w to do.
Emily: Don't call me bro.

h/w by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005

H.W.L.F. 

Worn on bracelets by Christians, this phrase stands for “He Would Love First”. Similar to the “W.W.J.D.”(What Would Jesus Do) bracelets. This bracelet is worn by Christians to remind them of the answer to the question of the WWJD bracelets.

Hey dude W.W.J.D.?

H.W.L.F.

H.W.L.F. by ctutt127 April 13, 2020

H.W.D.P. 

It's a polish phrase meaning huj w dupe policji
translated to fuck the police basically.

don't think i need an example of H.W.D.P.

H.W.D.P. by lola310 August 21, 2007

H.W.A 

H.W.A or Hammers with attitude -a small outfit with a real heavy rep situated in Marton in Engadine,Sutherland Shire They operate out of Marton Oval or Kings'y

Caution:A force not to be rekond with!

Hey Man Are you gangsta are you H.W.A

H.W.A by War Cheif Purvis March 6, 2007

H.W.D.P. 

H.W.D.P. is the Polish shortcut and means "Hugo wraca do Polsatu" - that way: "Hugo comes back to Polsat"
Hugo is a funny little troll who plays whith a kids on screen of Polish TV-station names Polsat.
All of Polish kids wait for his adventures every saturday.

-Polish TV is booring, men...
-H.W.D.P.
-For true? No way!

H.W.D.P. by Redds August 15, 2007