h.w
h.w by ms.anonymous November 25, 2007
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h/w
h/w by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005
Related Words
H word • H.W.L.F. • h/w • H.W.A.B.D. • h'ware • H week • h word gc • H word pass • h-word yeah • h'wut
H.W.
H. W. stands for Horizontal Woman, its the natural phenomenon that happens when a woman reaches optimal horizontal alignment with the earth and can no longer move for a range of 2~10 hours. This can happen anywhere from the couch, the bed and even in rare cases, the car. This phenomenon has only been documented in heterosexual relationships and needs further study for other types. We are still unsure of what causes this mobility impairment, current studies have come up inconclusive this far.
EX-1
Wife: laying on the couch* "can you get me a glass of water?"
Husband: "even though you are closer to the kitchen, yes I can"
EX-2
Husband: Receives text message from wife who is already in bed*
"Can you come in here and open the window when you get a chance?
Husband: while playing video games with friends
"Hold on guys, I have a serious H.W. right now"
Wife: laying on the couch* "can you get me a glass of water?"
Husband: "even though you are closer to the kitchen, yes I can"
EX-2
Husband: Receives text message from wife who is already in bed*
"Can you come in here and open the window when you get a chance?
Husband: while playing video games with friends
"Hold on guys, I have a serious H.W. right now"
H.W. by Fishman1319 April 22, 2019
H.W.L.F.
Worn on bracelets by Christians, this phrase stands for “He Would Love First”. Similar to the “W.W.J.D.”(What Would Jesus Do) bracelets. This bracelet is worn by Christians to remind them of the answer to the question of the WWJD bracelets.
H.W.A
H.W.A or Hammers with attitude -a small outfit with a real heavy rep situated in Marton in Engadine,Sutherland Shire They operate out of Marton Oval or Kings'y
Caution:A force not to be rekond with!
Caution:A force not to be rekond with!
H.W.A by War Cheif Purvis March 6, 2007
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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