by ms.anonymous November 04, 2007
H. W. stands for Horizontal Woman, its the natural phenomenon that happens when a woman reaches optimal horizontal alignment with the earth and can no longer move for a range of 2~10 hours. This can happen anywhere from the couch, the bed and even in rare cases, the car. This phenomenon has only been documented in heterosexual relationships and needs further study for other types. We are still unsure of what causes this mobility impairment, current studies have come up inconclusive this far.
EX-1
Wife: laying on the couch* "can you get me a glass of water?"
Husband: "even though you are closer to the kitchen, yes I can"
EX-2
Husband: Receives text message from wife who is already in bed*
"Can you come in here and open the window when you get a chance?
Husband: while playing video games with friends
"Hold on guys, I have a serious H.W. right now"
Wife: laying on the couch* "can you get me a glass of water?"
Husband: "even though you are closer to the kitchen, yes I can"
EX-2
Husband: Receives text message from wife who is already in bed*
"Can you come in here and open the window when you get a chance?
Husband: while playing video games with friends
"Hold on guys, I have a serious H.W. right now"
by Fishman1319 April 22, 2019
A great man who died on the 30th November, 2018. He was a former U.S. Navy, as well as the 41st POTUS. Also the father of George W. Bush, the 43rd POTUS.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you hear that bush died recently?
Guy 2: Damn, Bush died?
Guy 1: Oh, sorry, I meant George H.W Bush.
Guy 2: Oh, okay lol.
Guy 2: Damn, Bush died?
Guy 1: Oh, sorry, I meant George H.W Bush.
Guy 2: Oh, okay lol.
by TheSeal27n't December 03, 2018