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Guyological Clock 

The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a man’s marriageability.
John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!

gynologic 

Imitation logic.
A woman's thought process, as opposed to logic.
Also gynological, gynologically
The things she says make absolutely no sense unless you can think gynologically.

I never understand what my girlfriend is saying, I didn't study Gynologic in collage.

One has to understand gynologic to figure out what she means.
gynologic by MotoPsycho October 3, 2011

Gynologic 

GYNOLOGIC; Ideas women get in their heads, that they are the center of everyone's (good/bad) attention.
Feminist: How dare you try to mansplain manspreading to me.

Sane person: how could you come up with such a GYNOLOGIC.al idea to even think that's possible ? 🤔
Gynologic by Dr. Scorpio March 12, 2019

Gynecological 

The expression of seeing a woman split her legs atop your windshield as you sit behind the steering wheel.
Watching Cameron Diaz do the catfish on my car was gynecological!
Gynecological by AcOuNcElOR October 28, 2013
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026