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A baddass mf with bigs mf balls. Guyf is a good looking dude that all the ladies want to sleep with. Nobody fucks with a guyf because this dude is one hard mf. When saying Guyf out loud it should be pronounced GUY-fffff.
Girl - There's Chris!
Girl #2 - He is such a Guyf!
Girl - I know and I just love his sexy meat sack and them big mf balls
Girl #2 - Say what? he's taken bitch!
Girl - Hell no, he's mine!
Chris - Ladies, ladies. Stfu before tea-bag both of you.
Guyf by BigWorthy August 17, 2018
Words you can keep
A male waifu; a waifu that is a man and obsessed over to the same degree as a female waifu
Alternative spelling: gaifu
"Haru chan from FREE! is my guyfu."
Guyfu by ToastSloth February 4, 2017
Related Words
When you ride through the gay part of a city and take in all the sights
Why don't we ride the bus through Hillcrest and go on a guyfari
guyfari by lliB March 12, 2014
Gay male spouse. Rhymes with "wife".
Hi, I'm Chris, and this is my guyfe Sean.
Guyfe by Ruby Feathers May 16, 2010

guyfriend 

A male who is friends with a female. This is used in contrast boyfriend. A guyfriend is just a friend who happens to be a guy; a boyfriend is someone you are dating.

see also galfriend.
Lindsay: "So, are you dating Chad?"
Mary: "No, he's just my guyfriend."
guyfriend by Newbia Leogetti June 11, 2006
The term used to describe a girl (hot or otherwise) who (if you trim the hair right) totally looks like she is a guy.
"Yo, who is that?"
"That's Sam"
"Is...is same a girl?"
"Ya she just has a case of guyface"
GuyFace by ExExEx February 6, 2015

guyfriend 

a dude, a fun guy to hang out with and talk to when all ur girlfriends are bein goofballs. u usually end up dating ur guyfriend for a while but it hardly ever works out cuz hes basically ur brother
girl: ur my best guyfriend
boy: i know, but i kinda want to be your boyfriend
girl: o well i guess we could try that
guyfriend by alli~~~<33 March 30, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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