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guy on guy 

1. When two or more guys kiss and make out and get off together. A quick kiss or grope doesn't count. Extended tongue action and fondling are required for an act to be guy on guy. Most of the time this ends when they wank each other until they come (because guys are good at wanking). Guys who are more familiar with each other, or kinky, will 69 and suck cock and rim and have butt sex.

2. Porn for girls. The type of porn in which all participants are hot and generally getting off on the proceedings. Participating in a guy on guy moment is the number one female fantasy.
Julie: Did you get that Mad TV guy on guy youtube clip that I sent you?
Jodie: Omg that was so hot, do you think that all guys really do that?
guy on guy by PHolden May 20, 2013
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guy-on-guy action 

What many, many females fantasise about, much like guys' attraction to girl-on-girl action, only this version is far less socially acceptable and thus kept a closely guarded secret, even more closely guarded than masturbation. Many teenage girls in particular have a special attraction for punk/emo-type guys getting together (see: emo boys who kiss)
If you've only just gotten access to the internet, where girls are free to express their love for guy-on-guy action anonymously, and refuse to believe this, see fanfiction.net, which is full of these types of stories. 99.9999999999% of the authors are teenage girls...

indian guy on youtube 

The guy who can dominate all teachers... he is looked up to...he is part of an ancient line of chosen ones.
guy 1:I studied three months how did I not pass and you did!?
guy 2: I learned all of it in one night from an indian guy on youtube.

That Guy on Facebook 

That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.
I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.

"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."

The guy on the couch. 

That dude that showed up with your homie, that you barely know who ends up staying at your crib long after your friend leaves, to smoke up the rest of your weed.
The guy on the couch.

Indian Guy On Youtube 

Joel: How did you pass! You never pay attention in class!

Hank: I stayed up until 3am watching some Indian Guy On Youtube
Indian Guy On Youtube by BigSmoke40 November 16, 2020

Guy on a Buffalo 

The Guy on a Buffalo, is a bad ass cowboy that rides a buffalo around. He is known to break Indians' guns, beat the shit out of cougars, give orphaned babies to depressed widows, and fight villains that try to hunt other buffalo.

Guy on a Buffalo was made famous by ThePossumPosse on YouTube.

There are three episodes of Guy on a Buffalo so far.
Some may say that the Guy on a Buffalo, is the original hipster.

The Guy on a Buffalo is one bad ass cowboy.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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