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Guuse by Colony28282 January 15, 2021
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Guiseley
A small town located in Leeds which is run by one badman and his galdem and/or mandem. There is a high number of suped up cars and frequent meeting occur within the McDonald's car park. Also inhabitited by many people of the female gender aka Bare gash. Barely any amounts of life.
Abbreviation: G-Town
Abbreviation: G-Town
Yes my man i live in G-Town nd ting innit.
Person 1: Whats going down tonight?
Badman: Just chilling in G-Town with my galdem!
Person 1: Sounds shit...
Badman: Rasclaat!
Wow, everything happens in Guiseley, i wished i lived there!
Person 1: Whats going down tonight?
Badman: Just chilling in G-Town with my galdem!
Person 1: Sounds shit...
Badman: Rasclaat!
Wow, everything happens in Guiseley, i wished i lived there!
Guiseley by F to the dizzle July 17, 2009
Gunsel fuck
An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.
He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.
Gunsel fuck by Reddirt May 31, 2014
giuseppe
giuseppe is a somewhat common male name in italy. giuseppe is the nicest guy you will ever meet! he is sweet, kind, and so supportive of every decision you make. he will make you smile no matter how rough your day was and always show you so much compassion. if you meet a giuseppe and manage to become friends with him, dont let him go! if you do, you WILL regret it. if youre someone who has a giuseppe in their life, be thankful! they are the best friend you will ever meet.
on top of being an amazing person, hes also amazing in bed and has the biggest dick ever. props to giuseppe!
on top of being an amazing person, hes also amazing in bed and has the biggest dick ever. props to giuseppe!
friend 1: aw, hes italian and adorable? probably a giuseppe!
friend 2: yeah, thats giuseppe! hes my best friend:)
friend 2: yeah, thats giuseppe! hes my best friend:)
giuseppe by giuseppeiscute September 5, 2020
Giuseppina
Giuseppina is a pretty girl who probably got named by a Nonna. She is not a tall person and talks a lot. She‘s intelligent but doesn‘t want to understand that. Moreover she loves being alone but being alone for to long is not good for her. She has a good heart and needs family. She‘s queer and supports feminism with passion.
Giuseppina by wantmybabytohaveyoursmile November 18, 2021
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