When something absolutely tragic happens that cannot be comprehended by the english language. Commonly used when you ask someone to pull your finger and you accidentally shit yourself.
Brian: pull my finger Rodger: *pulls finger*
Brian: aw gutteroonski i just jobbied my pants!!!
Any whore, woman or male, who farts cum. One assumes that they are from the gutter, and probably not looking up at the stars as they would be too busy looking for drops coming out of their pantleg onto the ground.
That Linda is such a cum farting gutterwhore. Her anus could take a two liter coke bottle with room to spare.
Originally created as a misogynistic insult against woman, often directed at sexually active & poor women to slut-shame and class-shame. However, in recent years, this term has been used by people in a positive sense to reclaim it’s power; it is now used to describe someone who is proud of their sexuality, and often dresses alternative.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.