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tindra gustavsson

Tindra gustavsson is a blonde swedish girl with blue green eyes. She has 5 family members and a loving cat. Tindra is a star who is nice, sweat, cute and very sexy. She is also very smart but not the best in math. There are boys everywhere wanting to meet her. She has a crush on a liam or elliot. She often wears highwasted jeans from gina tricot and hollister. Also fake lashes are here favorit and she loves hallon sorbe. SHe is very kind and sexy
Wow shes defentily a tindra gustavsson
tindra gustavsson by 45issa837 March 2, 2018

Gustafson tx 

A family who like to split baby’s heads with butter knife cover them selfs in blood titty fuck the women in there family. The moms dick is the size of the sun. They are average Joes who get pissed. They like saying the n-word
Tity fucking is a Gustafson tx thing to do
Gustafson tx by Gustafson tx December 4, 2019
noun. pertaining to the booty of a female.
Wow, she has a nice gustafson.
gustafson by Sloafer January 3, 2006

Ashleigh Gustafson 

The bhaddest bitch in the place, this chica is who everyone wants to be. All the boys do be throwing them at her. She is by far the best person you will ever meet. There is nobody quite like her. If you meet an Ashleigh Gustafson. You are lucky. If you date her, don’t let her go, she is the woman of everyone’s dreams. She will be the best mom, wife, girlfriend, and more. No matter what it is, she will be the best at it. She makes everyone smile. And you are lucky if you have even said hi to her. And if she dates you (because she is out of everyone’s league) then marry her!! You never wanna break up will her, because you know that she is the one for you. You will never find a woman like her. And if you let an Ashleigh Gustafson go, then you are the dumbest person alive. I cannot stress this enough, Ashleigh Gustafsons are the best human beings to ever walk on the planet. So if you know one, then never let her out of youR life.

Gustafson Gusties 

(noun) Unpredicted gusts that make sailing small craft challenging. Commonly known as "motherfuckin' Gustafson gusties".
Try not to capsize your Holder 14 out in those mutherfuckin' Gustafson Gusties!
Gustafson Gusties by Stingo! May 27, 2010

Ben Gustavsen 

A fat short amish person with a bowl cut who usually asks people to suck and lick his balls. It is a person who has no friends and the hockey team wants to beat him up. This person games too much and blarted his pants in the eigth grade.
"Hey did you hear about that amish kid Ben Gustavsen?"
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."
Ben Gustavsen by Buttcheecks123 November 26, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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