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Gustafson tx 

A family who like to split baby’s heads with butter knife cover them selfs in blood titty fuck the women in there family. The moms dick is the size of the sun. They are average Joes who get pissed. They like saying the n-word
Tity fucking is a Gustafson tx thing to do
Gustafson tx by Gustafson tx December 4, 2019

Gustafson Gusties 

(noun) Unpredicted gusts that make sailing small craft challenging. Commonly known as "motherfuckin' Gustafson gusties".
Try not to capsize your Holder 14 out in those mutherfuckin' Gustafson Gusties!
Gustafson Gusties by Stingo! May 27, 2010

Ashleigh Gustafson 

The bhaddest bitch in the place, this chica is who everyone wants to be. All the boys do be throwing them at her. She is by far the best person you will ever meet. There is nobody quite like her. If you meet an Ashleigh Gustafson. You are lucky. If you date her, don’t let her go, she is the woman of everyone’s dreams. She will be the best mom, wife, girlfriend, and more. No matter what it is, she will be the best at it. She makes everyone smile. And you are lucky if you have even said hi to her. And if she dates you (because she is out of everyone’s league) then marry her!! You never wanna break up will her, because you know that she is the one for you. You will never find a woman like her. And if you let an Ashleigh Gustafson go, then you are the dumbest person alive. I cannot stress this enough, Ashleigh Gustafsons are the best human beings to ever walk on the planet. So if you know one, then never let her out of youR life.

Christian Gustafson 

A pure sharpshooting point guard. Unguardable 3pt shooter. Try hard fortnite player that is do do.

L. Gustafson 

the act of giving yourself the slopp
person: Im gonna L. Gustafson myself *sucks own pp*
L. Gustafson by user619141210 July 14, 2022