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capsize by Corsair Sailor October 3, 2007
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Covington Capsize
When some poor bastard has settled in for a nice shit, you take a yard stick and with full force and slide it under the bathroom door.With any luck you strike them in the side of the ankle. They then bend over sideways wincing in pain, while grabbing their ankle and fall off the dumper.
My nephew went into the shitter with a new Sports Illustrated. Little did he know he was about to fall victim to a Covington Capsize
Covington Capsize by hamper Pooper July 5, 2008
Go capsize yourself you turtle face
What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.
Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."
Go capsize yourself you turtle face by WobbyK November 4, 2009
CAPsident
A CAPsident occurs when you are typing on a keyboard (usually when you are just getting used to a new one) and you unintentionally hit the Caps Lock key.
Person #1: Kat Von D is a babe...
Person #2: yeah, I would toTALLY TAP THAT
Person #2: Oooops! CAPsident!
Person #2: yeah, I would toTALLY TAP THAT
Person #2: Oooops! CAPsident!
CAPsident by Fishnets&G-stings March 4, 2010
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