Gurkel

Gurkel (Gir - Kell)

A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"

by Sundog_ November 4, 2014

Gurkey

A term used by the Youtuber FGTEEV Duddy. Being called a gurkey turkey is the equivalent to being called a scaredy cat.

"Oh, you're such a gurkey turkey!"
"What can I say? I'm kind of a gurkey turkey."

by corey2525 December 30, 2020

gurkaladur

an expression used to describe when someone does something completely stupid, retarded or derpy.

gurkaladur, bruh!

by durfrocker July 2, 2017

Gorkel

A hickey on your taint, grundle, perineum, gooch, or whatever you so choose to call the skin bridge between pleasure town and the waste factory.

Jason always had an interest in the finer things in life and on his 28th birthday he finally received what he always desired, a gorkel. He had received hickeys in nearly everywhere on his body, but not on this part of the corporeal low countries. He went on to marry that woman.

by Anjroo Tomiss August 19, 2013

gurkers

Deep throat action. Originally derived from the noise the that acompanies throat ramming.

I got gurkers last night from Trina
She didn't even taste my nut i was so deep.

by Vdux August 26, 2007

gurkle

According to Tracy Morgan, among the finest sounds heard during fellatio.

*gurkle* *gulkle* *gurkle* *GACK*

by dihydrogen monoxide February 9, 2009

feiner gurkentopf

A feiner gurkentopf is the very best valentines day gift you could ever receive.
It exists in the sizes 1, 2 and 3. It can be really massive.

Its residence is being gatekept by a Schnörwangen.

It is really fein

I am hungry! Lets go to the fridge and grab a fine pickle out of the feiner gurkentopf

by A fine pickle jar February 15, 2023