gurffle

noun. One who breaks wind in a bath tub and then bites the bubbles.

"That gurffle in the jacuzzi over there looks like he's bobbing for apples!"

by Rea Dintsu April 2, 2010

Gurffle

To masturbate with ones elbow

Last night Scarlett gurffled.

by Skizzbot May 27, 2009

Grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom

“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”

by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

gruffle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

by erik November 23, 2004

Gufflefuck

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

grufflenut

Dried nuggets of poo that are attached to the bum hair around your anus. Also known as dangleberries.

-Dude, can I borrow your comb.
-Sure, here you go.

10 mins later

-Thanks man, I had a couple of real persistent grufflenuts that I couldn't get out without a comb.
-No worries. You dick.

by jimwade December 3, 2009

grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom.

“My horse has got grufflets”
“Horse shoe me”

by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020