gurdie
globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.
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Gurdle by Gibby Sanders May 25, 2019
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girdies by clairesettle July 18, 2018
Gordie Howe Sex Club
Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
Gordie Howe Sex Club by Doc Irysch May 27, 2013
Gurdeep
Smart, Sexy, Caring, Very loving, Kindhearted, Respectful. The one who is helpful to everyone. you meet this guy and then you just want to be friends with him. Will do anything to make someone happy. Stays calm most of the time, even in worst situations. Also will fuck you up if you mess with him.
Gurdeep by Loveyoutotheend April 17, 2019
girdie gang
A group of close friends, normally in highschool, who are the middle of the social class totem pole.
girdie gang by Braden_0703 November 16, 2019
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