globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.
Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.
Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.
Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.
by RayJay April 14, 2004
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by Gibby Sanders May 25, 2019
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Get the girdies mug.Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
by Doc Irysch May 27, 2013
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by Loveyoutotheend April 17, 2019
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