gunté
gunté by Liverlover_yeet October 15, 2017
Geunternet
A collection of tastefully curated, yet tantalizing, German pornography websites (you know, the ones that'd make 50 Shades seem G rated in comparison).
Man, at doctor's office, visibly upset: "Aaugh! Mein schwanz ist kaput!"
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Geunternet by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. May 10, 2020
Related Words
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Gundere
A term born from the anime 'Nichijou'. It is the combination of 'gun' and 'tsundere' to make 'gundere'. It is the same as tsundere but the cold-like treatment towards the love victim is taken to a new level, incorporating the use of weapons ranging from sub-machine guns to heavy artillery.
The cold-treatment in 'tsundere' is usually just verbal, where as in 'gundere' the cold-treatment is extreme violence via heavy weaponry.
Female (blushing): I-It's not like I'm doing this for you or anything.
Male: I don't really need your help..
Female (extreme blushing): *Fires rocket launcher at the male* I'm going to help you anyway! be grateful!
Female (blushing): I-It's not like I'm doing this for you or anything.
Male: I don't really need your help..
Female (extreme blushing): *Fires rocket launcher at the male* I'm going to help you anyway! be grateful!
Mas Ganteng
Mas Ganteng was claimed as BTS's Jin new nickname in Wednesday, 29th July 2020. Mas Ganteng is indonesian language which mean Mr. Handsome or handsome guy.
"Mas" means mister, in indonesia can be used for anyone with male gender regardless of their age. The use of mas is for called someone with male gender politely, whether it's stranger or just someone you know. Meanwhile "ganteng" means handsome.
"MAS GANTENG" was trending for several hours after that day. But still and always trending whenever Jin posting his selca on BTS's twitter (@BTS_twt) or when he just coming out looking so hella handsome (e.g when he was hosting his brother's wedding).
Credit to Mr. Jang Hansol for giving the nickname to Jin in Tokopedia event
"Mas" means mister, in indonesia can be used for anyone with male gender regardless of their age. The use of mas is for called someone with male gender politely, whether it's stranger or just someone you know. Meanwhile "ganteng" means handsome.
"MAS GANTENG" was trending for several hours after that day. But still and always trending whenever Jin posting his selca on BTS's twitter (@BTS_twt) or when he just coming out looking so hella handsome (e.g when he was hosting his brother's wedding).
Credit to Mr. Jang Hansol for giving the nickname to Jin in Tokopedia event
"Mas Ganteng was claimed as BTS's Jin new nickname in Wednesday, 29th July 2020. Mas Ganteng is indonesian language which mean Mr. Handsome or handsome guy."
"MAS GANTENG ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP KIM SEOKJIN GANTENG BANGET AAAAAAA"
"MAS GANTENG ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP KIM SEOKJIN GANTENG BANGET AAAAAAA"
Mas Ganteng by mint9200 November 13, 2020
Beyza Gultekin
Beyza is the definition of a perfect human being with unbearably beautiful eyes and lips. She has a polite and mysteriously friendly character. She has an amazing taste of closes. Her unmatched drawing and writing skills makes you gravitate towards her even more.
Beyza Gultekin by Hulesb May 22, 2020
gundee
gundee by Brohammers November 18, 2015