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The state of being umbelievably cool, hip, stylish. Resistant to all forms of dorkiness. The group of guntein people in the world is so exclusive that only three entities are guntein at all: the drooling cyclops, Shalin, and Suhasini.
Shalin is looking mighty guntein today. So is Suho
Guntein by Shalin Shah January 7, 2004
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GUNTENFREUDE 

A mixture of feeling almost sorry, pity, and awkwardness for someone when you are beating them so bad in an argument or competition.
i was arguing with ethan ralph and i started to feel guntenfreude when it became apparent how drunk and sad he was
GUNTENFREUDE by anonymous February 28, 2022
gunting is the art of hunting for women with gunts in the wild and collecting their gunt butter to sell to midgets as a growth hormone this is a very dangerous occupation
"timmy lost an arm last week whilst gunting the flab from that gunt bitch tore it clean off"
gunting by leigh citroen-symes November 26, 2007

GUNTENFREUDE 

The feeling of pity, embarrassment, and sorry for someone when BTFO-ing them in an argument or competition.
'i was arguing with ethan ralph i started to feel guntenfreude when it became apparent how drunk and sad he was.'
GUNTENFREUDE by anonymous February 28, 2022

Guntenfruid 

Feelings of second hand shame - Coined by mister metokur
Watching that Ralph stream gave me a serious case of Guntenfruid
Guntenfruid by PillBottle March 2, 2022
The act of poking one's nose up another's anus.
I hope he's washed his asshole thoroughly, I'm Guntering him tonight.
Guntering by tommy boi12 January 4, 2014
a) A fuck or a rodgering.
I gave her a right 'ol guntering last night!
guntering by munkipants October 22, 2009
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“No way, is that cake?”
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