Ethnic group of
people that inhabit the US pacific island of Guam. They are known for having an extremely unique culture. They are known to annually travel to a specific location, in Lithuania, where they'll shave off all their hair including eyebrows and squirt diarrhiea all over the
local Russians. Other than this weird tradition they are known to have
family feasts where they exchange farts in each others faces going from elders down to the youngest of the family. Guamanians (or the
people of Guam) are known to worship all and any kind of bodily fluid or gas coming out of minors, expecially farts. Their culture requires them to name their offspring after their beloved gas. Some notable guamanians include : Fartalumpa Queefers, DaFartaga Diarhoface and
Kevin Fartman.