Ethnic group of
people that inhabit the
US pacific island of Guam. They are known for having an extremely unique culture. They are known to annually travel to a specific location, in Lithuania, where they'll shave off all their hair including eyebrows and squirt diarrhiea all over the local Russians. Other than this
weird tradition they are known to have family feasts where they exchange farts in each others faces going from elders down to the youngest of the family. Guamanians (or the
people of Guam) are known to worship all and any kind of bodily fluid or
gas coming out of minors, expecially farts. Their culture requires them to name their offspring after their beloved
gas. Some notable guamanians include : Fartalumpa Queefers, DaFartaga Diarhoface and Kevin Fartman.