guamanians

Ethnic group of people that inhabit the US pacific island of Guam. They are known for having an extremely unique culture. They are known to annually travel to a specific location, in Lithuania, where they'll shave off all their hair including eyebrows and squirt diarrhiea all over the local Russians. Other than this weird tradition they are known to have family feasts where they exchange farts in each others faces going from elders down to the youngest of the family. Guamanians (or the people of Guam) are known to worship all and any kind of bodily fluid or gas coming out of minors, expecially farts. Their culture requires them to name their offspring after their beloved gas. Some notable guamanians include : Fartalumpa Queefers, DaFartaga Diarhoface and Kevin Fartman.

Person 1: Why are those people brown?
Person 2: They seem to be farting in each others faces a lot... Maybe thats why.
Person 3 : It's a mix of the two. They are just guamanians.

guamanians by BenSpinnerLovesChickenDinner May 21, 2021

Guamanian 

A Chamorro (Chamoru) from the Pacific Ocean island of Guam (Guahan).

A U.S. Census classification for Chamorros (Chamorus) from the U.S. territory of Guam (Guahan).

The indigenous population of the island of Guam (Guahan).

A: What's your ethnicity?
B: Guamanian.
A: What's that?
B: A Chamorro from the island of Guam.

Guamanian by urban munky December 5, 2007

Guamanian 

A Person who is from the Island of Guam. Natives from Guam are called Chamorros, but regardless of race if you are from Guam you are called a Guamanian.

Adam is Chamorro so he is both Chamorro and Guamanian.

James is Filipino but he was born and raised in Guam so he is a Guamanian.

Guamanian by anonymous May 19, 2016

Gamanias 

Greek slang meaning clumsy or stupid.

Alexandra, you spilled the wine again?! Gamanias.

Gamanias by bo0da June 28, 2006

Guamanian 

A person who was born and raised on Guam, but is not Chamorro.

P1: You're from Guam? So, what are you.. are you like Guamish?
P2: No, I think she's Guamese.
Me: No, it's Guamanian.

Guamanian by shellerocks. June 24, 2005

Guamanian 

A native from the Island of Guam;
NOT GUATEMALA!!!

Our Island was discovered by the Spaniards.
You can still be Guamanian even if you weren't born in Guam.

~Hafa Adia~
"hello how are you"

Everyone that is Guamanian has a specific name by gender.

Men from Guam are chamorro;

Females from Guam are chamorrita;

Guam USA

Guamanian by True Guamanian Chamorrita November 11, 2009

Guamanian 

Guamanian - Chamorro's that have been colonized by spain, japan, and american.

Guamanian is the american name for a chamorro, people from the island of guam...

The name guamanian is what we call our selfs becuase its to annoying to hear someone try and say Chamorro the right way so we say Guamanian instead.

Chamorro - pacific islanders, not asian, not hawiian.

person1 - your from Guam? so your guamish?
Chamorro - no im chamorro.
person1 - chumouo
Chamorro - No chamorro
person1 - chamomou
Chamorro - No nevermind, just say Guamanian

Guam american name for our island...

aka Give Us American Money G.U.A.M.

Guamanian by Mendiola December 28, 2005