gummybears

a large snot that's eaten.

The entire class seen the boy picking his nose and eating the gummybears he found inside.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

gummybears

A womans breast; that are exceptional in size and visually appealing.

"Dude, check out those gummybears."

by debaser07 November 25, 2007

sugar free gummy bears

Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.

Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chaeg January 28, 2014

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

GummyBearMafia

The one at Wi-fi league dot com that loves Sparky and negates it!

Hey GummyBearMafia! So i herd u liek Sparky?

by SolarAaron2 February 5, 2008

Louisiana Gummybear

A sexual act which takes place in a swamp, where a really fat guy wearing a baseball cap ass-rapes a scene boy and force-feeds him gummy bears through his eye sockets.

Old fat guy: "See that kid over there? I gave him a Louisiana Gummybear, if you get what I'm saying..." *wink wink*

Scene kid: "booty"

by N8QuabsTwabs August 31, 2011

GummyBear

A chewy, delicious phenomenon that makes your heart and belly smile no matter what mood you are in.

Best eaten head first!

The tasty love of your life.
GREEN is yummiest of them all!

Oh, I'm a Gummybear!
Yes I'm a Gummybear!
Oh, I'm a yummy, chummy, funny, lucky, Gummybear!
I am a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a Gummybear!
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' Gummybear!

I'm going to chew your little Gummybear head off!

Gummybear shrieks*

Chomp*

by Wifeybearxo March 18, 2011