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Gumby's Mouth 

When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.
"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!
Gumby's Mouth by will bitten November 4, 2017
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Gumby cut 

This is a haircut resembling the character from the"Gumby and Pokey" show.
I like a Gumby cut so l can hang with Pokey!
Gumby cut by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020

gumby leg 

(Adj.) affected appendage that takes on a rubbery, floppy appearance similar to the popular childhood cartoon, Gumby, upon a brutal impact.
(Example: " Did you see Kevin Ware get that fucking Gumby leg last night?")
gumby leg by LegalizeGob October 4, 2013

gumby nipple 

The nipple of a breastfeeding woman immediately after breastfeeding, due to its taffy-like elasticity.
Father: Wow honey, what happenned to your nipple?

Mother: Nothing, why?

Father: It's big...and stretchy!

Mother: Oh, that's just my gumby nipple!
gumby nipple by The Anonymous Rho October 17, 2009

Semper Gumby 

Adaptation of the Marine Corps motto: Semper Fi (Latin for Always Faithful). Used to describe the general Marine attitude (i.e always be flexible with plans cause something will change that will fuck up your night) towards the constant changes that are rampant in every Marine unit.
Marine 1: Hey man, go easy at the bar tonight, just found out we have a CFT at 04
Marine 2: Oh well, semper gumby
Semper Gumby by DevilDogPOG October 27, 2011

Gumbercules 

Hermes:
"He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules Combined!"
Dr. Zoidberg:
"You mean Gumbercules? i love that guy!"