Gulpenstein
Gulpenstein was born in 1726 Anno Domini. He perfected the art of gulping and won a nobel prize in Gulpology for his work, harnessing the power of gulps across the globe to live for 500 years. He passed away 200 years ago in the early 23rd century.
Minion: baba dee bo yabba do ba.
Minion 2: gulp
Gulpenstein: hey
Minion 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,37: GULP
Minion 2: gulp
Gulpenstein: hey
Minion 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,37: GULP
Gulpenstein by jimothy patrickson September 5, 2026