Gulpin 

A disease related to Ligma (balls), Sugma (balls), Bofa (deez nutz), Sugondese (nutz), Rhydon (this dick), Saw-Con (my balls), and Wilma (balls fit in your mouth). The word sounds like gulping.

Person 1: Who is your favorite Pokemon?
Person 2: Gulpin...
Person 1: Gulpin?
Person 2: Gulpin deez nutz!
Person 1: DX

Gulpin by NicotinamideAdenineDinucleotid December 20, 2018

Gulpin 

A noun used to describe somebody who is as ignorant as they come. Usually big operators (and by that I mean heavy men), gulpins do not have "please" and "thank you" in their vocabulary. A gulpin does not wait in line. For example, they won't queue for a toilet but instead take a shite in the centre of the floor where they stand. Gulpins only come home from work for one thing and one thing only... The dinner, only to then beach up on the sofa and tell the wife to move out of the road of the TV.

Often associated with ignorance.

*At a food deli*

*Gulpin pushes into the queue*

Gulpin: "Give me a load of chips, stuffin', gravy and 4 sausages on top of that there."

Worker: "Is that everything for you sir?"

Gulpin: "Naw, give us a portion of chicken bites there as well, for I've been walking all day and couldn't go a meal without it."

*Gulpin pays for food and walks out*

Worker to themself: "Thon Dunc boy is some gulpin."

Gulpin by The Skitter Man December 24, 2021

gulpin 

The god of all Pokémon.

It is stronger than Mewtwo, rarer than Celebi, has a better singing voice than Jigglypuff, and is more loved than Pikachu.

Gulpin brings joy and monster trucks to all the Pokédorks, and whosoever believes in it shall not perish, but go to the great Pokémon daycare in the sky to do epic Pokémon battle amongst each other for all eternity.

Trainer 1: Mewtwo, go!

Trainer 2: I choose Gulpin!

Trainer 1: Oh, shit! Not Gulpin! I give up!

*Trainer 2 is victorious!*

gulpin by pokétard April 10, 2007

Gulpin 

To go so hard that you get the G out of the word gulping can be used in many ways

I’m gulpin your pee

Gulpin by Imhatistic May 26, 2024

Gulpin Deez Nuts 

An alternatitve to gulping deez nuts

"I saw you Gulpin deez nuts"

Gulpin Deez Nuts by MrAshFazbear December 30, 2024

Gulpin Residue

The slimy residue left behind by any non-newtonian fluid.

Ew! That gulpin residue is nasty!

Gulpin Residue by vaughndaflo’ October 11, 2026

Gumping It 

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

Gumping It by Totally Not A Furry March 6, 2021