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guizmo

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to throw it back to italy
yo i just guizmoed so hard, i love italy
guizmo by idekabqficncl January 20, 2023
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Guimon 

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The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Verb: The act of having incredible sex.
Man that guys got Guimon
Guimon by The Guimon December 14, 2008
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guizmo • gizmo • Guimo • gizmondo • gizmojo • gizmopper • Gizmosis • gizmoteer • Guimon • Gizmo, Faith

GizmoHead 

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A fanatic of the 1995 movie Mista Gizmo
Person 1: Bro did you hear eli is a GizmoHead

Cute Girl: OMG MARRY ME ELI

Eli: stawppp
GizmoHead by GearBoy242 September 26, 2023
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gizmo 

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The cutest thing ever.
Gizmo is a cute dog.
gizmo by Lyndsay Vi April 10, 2008
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gizmorgasm 

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1.) A particular kind of climax usually experienced by geeks.
2.) A technofetishistic reaction to new, high-tech gadgets.
Man, that new Google Android gave me such a freakin' gizmorgasm, I had to change my pants!
gizmorgasm by OuroborosChoked December 25, 2007
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gizmondo 

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A brilliant idea for a portable device that could've been great and brought augmented reality to a whole new level. But sadly had some dumbasses managing the money and totally bombed.
The gizmondo coulda been great, too bad it sucked out loud.
gizmondo by Angus MacD May 14, 2006
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autismo gizmo 

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noun - Another name for an over-marketed device meant for people with autism such as a fidget spinner, fidget cube, or any other fidget toy out there.
Person 1: Hey, what's that thing?
Person 2: A fidget spinner.
Person 1: Cool, isn't that an autismo gizmo?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess. These things are really pointless, although it is somehow necessary to be cool to have one.
autismo gizmo by ultragamer066 June 6, 2017
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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