guffmonkey 

An individual who spouts utter bollocks all day long, but does it in a way that's marginally funny. They generally have no idea that they are full of shit. They're just stupid.

Tom's an absolute guffmonkey.

guffmonkey by Greedyjames May 24, 2019

guff monkey 

one who frequently farts

You stink, you filthy little guff monkey

guff monkey by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

gutmonkey 

Gutmonkey: that deep-seated desire/obsession/passion/addiction that, gut-level, inspires you to act.

From "gut" and "monkey on your back." Not a derogatory term, but rather one that invokes the passion of an addiction and the gut-level inspiration that moves people to action.

The word CafePress made up to describe the passion/obsession/desire that leads its users to create or buy specific merchandise that relates to their own gutmonkey.

Sam's more than just a foodie; trying new restaurants is a serious gutmonkey for her.

gutmonkey by buzzcowboy April 8, 2008

puffmonkey 

(puf.mon.kee) N. One who, upon wakening, feels an overwhelming urge to preform fellatio.

When the puffmonkey woke up in the morning, she wanted to "go south" first thing.

puffmonkey by wrwkw October 4, 2009