tab

(British, Northern)

a cigarette

give us a tab will ya.

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

guff monkey

one who frequently farts

You stink, you filthy little guff monkey

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

guff

to fart, to let one go

oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002