Definitions by pantsonhead

tab 

(British, Northern)

a cigarette

give us a tab will ya.

tab by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

guff 

to fart, to let one go

oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?

guff by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

guff monkey 

one who frequently farts

You stink, you filthy little guff monkey

guff monkey by pantsonhead December 23, 2002