puffmonkey

(puf.mon.kee) N. One who, upon wakening, feels an overwhelming urge to preform fellatio.

When the puffmonkey woke up in the morning, she wanted to "go south" first thing.

by wrwkw October 04, 2009

Cockbite

(cok.bIt) N. One who talks on the phone, texts, twitters or anything likewise while driving.

That cockbite on his cell phone cut me off in traffic.

by wrwkw October 04, 2009