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Guess What's In My Pants

A game played on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show in which female callers are asked to rub their phone against their most intimate of areas in a variety of motions(up and down, side to side,circular motion) and then guess the particular hair style the woman is sporting. Styles include wood floor or john bennet, the landing strip, the hitler mustache, the earth momma muff, and the 5 o clock shadow.
Guess what's in my pants is another example of why Opie and Anthony are a much better radio show than that prick Howard Stern.
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Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."
Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.

Guess What State 

A game in which one male approaches another male, grabs the other male's inner-thigh and begins to massage. The grabbing-handed male then asks "Guess what state I'm thinking of?" No matter what, the grabbing-handed male moves his hand up. This is repeated until ultimately the approached male has his balls under the other male's grasp.
So Alex was playing Guess What State with me and he had my eggs in his skillet! If you know what I mean...
Guess What State by Vengos August 27, 2008

Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate 

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!

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