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Guardian's Law 

1. Noun: If one possesses the THC usage apparatus, including but not limited to bowls, water pipes, paper products, vaporizers and oil rigs, of another, for all morally sound and legally permissible reasons such as misplacement, care taking, extended forgetfulness, and borrowing, the new legal guardian of the device may then have free reign with its usage so long as the original owner doesn't attempt to reclaim possession.
Wesley: Holy fuck dude did you really cop that Illedeph?
Steven: No! You know I don't have money like that. It's simple: Guardian's Law bro.
Wesley: Oh of course! Duh!
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guardian's daughter 

A random zombsroyale player that used to be active in the zombsroyale server. Said to be the daughter of active discord user “Guardian_”, guardian’s daughter uses an anime wolf as her pfp.
omg is that guardian's daughter fr?
guardian's daughter by grabdeze August 1, 2022

guardian's daughter 

A very cool member of the zombsroyale community that is no longer active. Said to be the son of "Guardian_", Guardian's daugther is the coolest member in the server.
If only guardian's daughter dated me. Then I would be happy
guardian's daughter by anonymous August 20, 2024

High Guardian Spice

An utter dogshit Crunchyroll original "anime".
The creators of this "anime" strive to have diversity in their team, but somehow have a 100% female writers room.
The graphics in this "anime" look like the stuff on Cartoon Network rather than a REAL Japanese anime.
It is so bad that it is not even listed on MyAnimeList.
Every REAL anime watcher thinks that High Guardian Spice sucks.
High Guardian Spice by ANIM3BOI69 August 13, 2021

guardian stranger 

1. A stalker.

2. Someone who is anonymous and knows way too much about someone else.

3. A creeper.
He knows too much about her and watches her from a distance. He is her guardian stranger.

Guardian Stalker 

A little thing with lots of legs that shoots deadly lasers at things, appears in Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild. You can also control them.
Link: Oh no! A guardian! Run!
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*
Guardian Stalker by adhesivestiky October 23, 2018

High Guardian Spice

A cute, nice, and queer magical girl show on Crunchyroll piled on by anime dudebros and hostile YouTubers.
Hey man, you wanna watch High Guardian Spice? This show is hella underrated!
High Guardian Spice by lefemmerouge January 16, 2022
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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